Most of the time, Pokemon prefers to keep its content suitable for all ages. But every once in awhile, a nice gem slips through the cracks, and whether you prefer boob cracks or butt cracks, Pokemon’s got you covered!
Here is our list of the Top 10 Most Provocative Pokemon Cards to ever grace planet Earth. Enjoy!
#10 Skyla Full Art
For Trainer full arts, Skyla was one of the first offenders of the totally unnecessary poses (that we can't really complain about, because DANG GIRL.). The combination of the wink, the back bend, and everything in between gives Skyla a true sense of provocativeness
#9: Castform (And His Boobies)
This one isn’t really just one card instance as much as it is Castform as a whole. This lil guy was created with a perfect pair a somethin, and Pokemon clearly had no problem putting it on the trading cards. I’d say Pokemon really outdid themselves with this raindrop’s drop top, if you know what I’m sayin ;)
#8 Misty’s Tears (Japanese)
IS MISTY BUTT NAKED? No
idea what they were going for with this one, but it would appear as though Staryu is having the time of his life. It’s weird because this is actually not the only problematic card from Gym challenge - Koga's Ninja Trick (aka Koga's Nazi Trick) was from this same set. Wizards of the Coast must've been going through some stuff during the production of this set. But we'll never know.
#7 Brigette Full Art
This card has a great ratio of sideboob to booty, neither of which is too overwhelming to the eye, but definitely still enough to make the list. Based on this card, I reckon she been puttin' in the hours on a lot more than the Poke Bank. ;D
#6 Prof Kukui Full Art
I know it, you know it, everybody knows it. Kukui got it goin on. Since day one, Professor Kukui has been fanart central (just type Professor Kukui fan art into Google - you've been warned!). Something about seeing his chiseled chest texturized on a piece of cardboard really sets him apart from the competition. What do you guys think?
#5 Machamp GL
Now, this one made the list mostly because I am obsessed with butts. Machamp GL from Rising Rivals gets both of his cheeks outlined and contoured, making his backside appear much more delectable than most. Not sure if Machamp’s butt cheeks really needed this extra definition, butt it definitely didn't hurt
#4 Olivia Full Art
Pokemon is at it again, creating totally unrealistic beauty standards for women. So, how am I gonna feel good about playing down some totally normal, average, everyday trainer knowing that next turn I’m gonna get hit with THIS. Olivia is the newest card on our list, bringing the heat from Crimson Invasion with this scandalous outfit. And if this is the direction we’re headed, I’m definitely interested in seeing what the future Pokemon card sets hold. (Mainly just the full arts, because we all about dat texture goodness)
Ey girl, whats good?!
Miltank and her glorious udders made the list for obvious reasons, plus with a pose like that she is just waiting to be painted like one of those french girls.
Many think of Miltank as docile and sweet, but I think secretly, she a freak.
#2 Wicke Full Art
This was an obvious choice, because everyone knows that Wicke so thickie, and Pokemon made no attempt to hide that fact. You'd think that with her conservative turtleneck sweater, there's no way she'd make the list, but think again - Wicke is defying the laws of physics and has rightfully claimed her spot at #2.
#1 Moo Moo Milk (Japanese)
Um, I don't really know what to say here. I’ll give you a moment to take it all in, but my interpretation is that theres a Sentret, and a cow body getting suckled on… and some man is holding the weird udder torso. The whole thing is giving me heebie jeebies.
But Rule #51 of the Internet states: No matter what it is, it is somebody's fetish. No exceptions. So I’m hoping I just made someone’s day a whole lot brighter.
Well, that concludes our list of the Top 10 Most Provocative Pokemon Cards, be sure to let me know what you thought of the list down in the comments below, and be sure to join in the conversation over on YouTube as well!
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